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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my men like I like my coffee. Tall, pale and with a kick.

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I like my women like I like my beer. Bitter and full of alcohol.

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I like my men like I like my rolls...hot, delicious, and fresh from the bakery  8-)

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I like my sex like I like my sandpaper.... rough and dirty

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I like my women like I like my pancakes.... slathered in maple syrup and ready to be eaten. ;D

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I like my rock candy like I like my men.... hard.

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I like my women like I like my spring in Nashville this year: COVERED IN CICADAS

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I like my women like I like my spring in Nashville this year: COVERED IN CICADAS

EWwwwwwww!!

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I like my men like I like my booze: aged to perfection.

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I like my women like I like my spring in Nashville this year: COVERED IN CICADAS

EWwwwwwww!!

I'm actually really scared. I'm not particularly fond of bugs, and I've never experienced a cicada invasion. This year is supposed to hit really hard in the Nashville metro area. Save me.

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I like my women like I like my spring in Nashville this year: COVERED IN CICADAS

EWwwwwwww!!

I'm actually really scared. I'm not particularly fond of bugs, and I've never experienced a cicada invasion. This year is supposed to hit really hard in the Nashville metro area. Save me.

Aw that sucks. I have.. the sound of the cicadas all around is really freaky, and then they shed so there's empty cicada shells all over the place.. Glad I'm not moving there for another year!

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I like my men like I like my lamps...tall and easy to turn on

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I like my women like I like my (not candy coated) chocolate... melting in my mouth and in my hands

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I like my men like I like my dog...potty trained and eager to please

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I like my women like I like my cat... sitting on my lap and purring for hours on end

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I like my men like I like my bell peppers: sweet, red and raw.

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I like my men like I like my bell peppers: sweet, red and raw.

5/5

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I like my women like I like my donuts.... Cream filled.

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I like my men like I like my tea: hot, strong, sweet and black.

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I like my men like I like my dogs, on a short leash and to come on command.  ^-^

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