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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my women like I like my county fairs : with prize winning melons.

And cherry pies  ;)

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She likes her internet drama like she likes her Adam Sandler movies: BRINGING THE LULZ

Hahahahahahahaha!

I like my women like I like my county fairs : with prize winning melons.

I think you just defeated this thread.

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I like my men like I like my aprons: cute but functional.

I like my men like I like my deep fryers: with an accurate temperature gauge, magnetic cord, and carbon filter.

I like my men like I like my artichokes: young and steamy.

I like my men like I like my mail: on time and with a fun package.

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I like my men like I like my deep fryers: with an accurate temperature gauge, magnetic cord, and carbon filter.

Well, I'm aroused.

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Sorry everybody for my rude post earlier, I was feeling grouchy reading all these people who are getting some, and here I am not getting any.  I was envious.  This is the WRONG forum for me to be lurking on.  I am leaving now...

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I like my women like I like my old johnson motors: WITH AN ELECTRIC CHOKE

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I like my men like I like my lemonade: tart, on ice, and all summer long.

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I like my men like I like my vegan marshmallows: Toasted, Gooey, and on Fire.

I like my women like I like my watermelon: Red, Sweet and Juicy.

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I like my men like I like my cake: sweet and fluffy with a bit of spice
I like my women like I like my mangoes: firm and ripe but sweet and juicy.

I like my sexual encounters like I like my storm-chasing.  takes a while to get where we're going, but once we're there  :o

;D

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I like my men like I like my redwoods: long, wide, and hairy.

I like my women like I like my brownies: warm, moist, and covered in chocolate sauce.

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I like my men like i like my road construction: frustrating, leaving me sweaty and making me swear.

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I like my women like I like my tofu, MARINATED.

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I like my men like I like my asparagus: GRILLED.

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I like my men like I like my website design: well-organized, easy to navigate, and with actual content.

I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.

I like my women like I like my bread dough: flexible, well-developed, and a little sweet.

I like my men like I like my cat tree: about six feet and with a sturdy pole.

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I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.

FUCK.  YES.

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I like my men like I like my website design: well-organized, easy to navigate, and with actual content.

I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.

I like my women like I like my bread dough: flexible, well-developed, and a little sweet.

I like my men like I like my cat tree: about six feet and with a sturdy pole.

FUCK YES. to all of these. :D

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I like my men like I like my menstrual products* : Environmentally-friendly, comfortable, flexible, and fitting nicely to the inner contours of my vagina.

*Diva Cup

heh.

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I like my women like I like my sweet potato fries: EATEN SLOWLY AFTER BEING DIPPED IN BBQ SAUCE

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I like my men like I like my bananas: Firm, not smelling, and still slightly green.

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I like my women like I like my mangoes: PICKED FRESH OFF A TREE!

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