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Euphemisms for a lady's naughty bits

I'll start, seeing as how I started it!

Pocketbook
Vajay-jay
The eye that weeps most when best pleased (17th century slang)
Slit
Cunny
Pussy
Rabbit
Dicky-di-do
Nard or spikenard
Tunnel of love
Temple of Venus
Quim

Catcher's mitt
Hatchet wound
Honey pot
Fleshy W
The upside down triangle
Fortune cookie
Bearded meat drapes
meat drapes
Ravioli patch
Skin sheath (or penis sheath)
Roast beef

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BEARDED AXE WOUND
BEARDED CLAM
Cunt
Cooch/Coochie
poontang
Vertical Smile
hoo-hoo
Beaver
Pink taco
PISS FLAPS

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You posted a lot that I forgot, sb. Thanks, honey.

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The eye that weeps most when best pleased (17th century slang)

This is awesome.

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VAGINA

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popo
birth canal
pupusa
pusunga
chalupa
vaj
twat
hole
slit
slot
slut slot
hot pocket
ladyparts

and while we're here, CLITORIS:
clit
clicker
button
little-man-in-the-boat
clitosaurus
good spot
star of the show
hot spot
pearl

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clit - raspberry?

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The eye that weeps most when best pleased (17th century slang)

This is awesome.

Also, this could be used to describe a weiner.

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And for the whole shebang, let's not forget "Mons Veneris" or "Mount of Venus." Guess the little guy must be Cupid, then.

SB, I have heard "vertical smile" used to refer to the crack of your arse. You know, the back of your lap.

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flesh taco
cock-holster*

*can also be used as nickname for a mouth

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furrburger

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snapper/red snapper

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Muff pie
Hair pie
Area (this is what Katie calls it)

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Thirsty dog's water bowl.

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Duff...has that been mentioned already?

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Thirsty dog's water bowl.

Ah yes, must be the hairless schnauzer from the guy parts thread.

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Skin mitten
Sideways smile
Fuzzy peach slices
Minge (is that australasia specific?)

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Minge (is that australasia specific?)

I've heard it called that by some English dudes, too.

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Minge (is that australasia specific?)

I've heard it called that by some English dudes, too.

Does that go with the noun "minger" to describe a dirty, smelly girl? See also "minging" (hard G sound) to mean "stinking."

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There's that old R. Kelly song......."Ignition"........."I'm bout to take my key and Stick it in the ignition"

And the forever classic Prince penned song by Sheen Easton "Sugar Walls"........probably the only Top Ten Song ever about a vagina.  "Blood races to your private spots

let's me know there's a fire.
You can't fight passion when passion is hot

Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8WZ-Ba-gps

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