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Body Fluids--subject to vegan scrutiny--yes or no?

Should human body fluids be identified as vegan or not?

Example--vegan woman ingests the semen of an omni man. How is said semen classified--is this a vegan taboo? Is the semen not-vegan or is it perceived  differently then other products that may or may not contain animal proteins.

Are omin body fluids the same as say a cheeseburger? Yes or no and why? If there is any known credible research--post that too!

Discuss (nicely please!)

solution to world hunger? *gag*
this has to be illegal in some part of the world-- consuming bodily fluids?
i just don't buy it though.....i'm sure they just put this together for press and their 15 minutes  ::)

I don't understand why you think this thread is OK and you are having a ball posting in it, but the spin off from this thread was demoralizing?

Pick an agenda, and stick with it, Oprah!!!

haven't been around much lately and just came across these threads and that was my thought exactly! wth?

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I was going to post this in the Fail Blog, but it fits so nicely here.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-disney-trip-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-phallic-monumental-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-ljs-fail.jpg?w=500&h=312

oh the pictures that are found.... I love those statues... and also that last one.. I'll have one serving please!  ew. haha.

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haha those are great. crunchy cum... wow so gross.

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haha those are great. crunchy cum... wow so gross.

Ah yeah...sign me up for a DITTO!

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Sorry I'm late with my science, KMK. Here it goes:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah semen blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

For reals, I don't know much about this. Except that semen is a blood-derived fluid. So, uh... I guess if you won't consume a non-vegan's blood/urine then you wouldn't consume semen either.
I guess it's bound to have cholesterol, so someone without hypercholesterolemia might avoid it.

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solution to world hunger? *gag*
this has to be illegal in some part of the world-- consuming bodily fluids?
i just don't buy it though.....i'm sure they just put this together for press and their 15 minutes  ::)

i don't think it's real either. but i don't care bc it's not vegan, anyway. i just want to know if i can use semen in baked goods as an egg replacer.

orr i could use my own cervical fluids when they look all eggy? hahaha.

yeah, there's no way people are cooking with bodily fluids...that is just way too taboo

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i just want to know if i can use semen in baked goods as an egg replacer.

orr i could use my own cervical fluids when they look all eggy? hahaha.

Semen does have a gelatinous consistency, much similar to that of raw eggs. Anyone down to test this theory? I would need more samples than just my own to use. I'm not a pornstar gusher.

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i just want to know if i can use semen in baked goods as an egg replacer.

orr i could use my own cervical fluids when they look all eggy? hahaha.

Semen does have a gelatinous consistency, much similar to that of raw eggs. Anyone down to test this theory? I would need more samples than just my own to use. I'm not a pornstar gusher.

don't sell yourself short!!!

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solution to world hunger? *gag*
this has to be illegal in some part of the world-- consuming bodily fluids?
i just don't buy it though.....i'm sure they just put this together for press and their 15 minutes  ::)

I don't understand why you think this thread is OK and you are having a ball posting in it, but the spin off from this thread was demoralizing?

Pick an agenda, and stick with it, Oprah!!!

I think this is a valid point and question.  Dalida, could you please answer this

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Sorry I'm late with my science, KMK. Here it goes:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah semen blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

For reals, I don't know much about this. Except that semen is a blood-derived fluid. So, uh... I guess if you won't consume a non-vegan's blood/urine then you wouldn't consume semen either.
I guess it's bound to have cholesterol, so someone without hypercholesterolemia might avoid it.

Hmmm...that is quite interesting! I never thought about semen having cholesterol! Is there a nutritional make up semen--like with fat and calories and all that? maybe men weill need to start labeling their penis' if the trend of cooking with semen picks up! *lol*

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I found this:

The normal ejaculate contains approximately 2.0 to 3.0 cc. Of that , 1.5 to  2.0 cc come from the seminal vesiclesVesicles. 0.5cc from the prostate and 0.1 to 0.2 cc from Cowper�s gland. The majority of the fluid is protein. A very small amount is fructose ( sugar). The caloric content is low with almost no fat.

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Urology/Nutritional-Information/show/912443

Johnson and Everitt in their book, Essential Reproduction (2000), and L. Paget in her, How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure (2000), reveal that a man's semen really does contain high nutritional content. In one typical ejaculation (approximately one teaspoon), semen already contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3$ US RDA copper and zinc.

http://www.healthmad.com/Men's-Health/Weird-Facts-About-Semen.263033

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I don't understand why you think this thread is OK and you are having a ball posting in it, but the spin off from this thread was demoralizing?

Pick an agenda, and stick with it, Oprah!!!

I think this is a valid point and question.  Dalida, could you please answer this

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According to The Daily Plate, semen has six calories per tablespoon.  As long as it's not a frat orgy, you're okay.

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According to The Daily Plate, semen has six calories per tablespoon.  As long as it's not a frat orgy, you're okay.

haha, that must be how I lost those extra five pounds after college.........
jk jk

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According to The Daily Plate, semen has six calories per tablespoon.  As long as it's not a frat orgy, you're okay.

haha, that must be how I lost those extra five pounds after college.........
jk jk

 
hahahaha  sick.

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So... This thread just made my life. FTR.

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I don't understand why you think this thread is OK and you are having a ball posting in it, but the spin off from this thread was demoralizing?

Pick an agenda, and stick with it, Oprah

Dalida, where you at?!

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what does Oprah have to do with anything-- are you making a racist joke?
Oprah is awesome. Maybe you should strive to be more like her.

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My general reaction to pretty much everything Oprah says or does:

http://harryallen.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/oprah.jpg

That woman's head is so far up her ass.

Here, let me re-quote the question sans-Oprah so it isn't so gosh-derned confusing, dontchyaknow!

Quote:
I don't understand why you think this thread is OK and you are having a ball posting in it, but the spin off from this thread was demoralizing?
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