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I was sitting at my desk recently and Sandee is on the floor at my feet, stretched out with legs straight behind her.  I hear this PFFFT!!! She jumps up and sticks her nose under her tail and looks at me as if to say WOW! Did you whiff that?  Mmmm!

I had to run for the back door for some fresh air.  She follows me out and goes down her ramp, pfft! pfffftttt! pft! and ran out in the yard to leave a wad.  I should think so!

This dog really enjoys her own effluvence, but it sure is wasted on the rest of the household.

;D  That made my day!

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That cracks me up just picturing it!  It seems like doggie farts are the worst (well, not counting people)!  Worse than horses, for sure.  Must be cause they're vegans, like us.  ;)   

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Sandee is vegan, it is just that she has this habit of eating things she finds in the yard.  She is supposed to have people food with her V-dog, but she loves people food (like the parrot) and will eat it rather than her dog food (like the parrot).  THe problem is that the parrot is used to it and she eats what she wants.  Sandee will gorge on people food and then be sick so I limit her to all but the simplest foods.  SHe loves tofu and pasta, edamame and whole wheat bread seem to please her too.  She LOVES LOVES bananas!  I am the patsy though and if she seems me going for a banana she figures that I, of all people, DO NOT need to eat and she is entitled to most of it.  By the time I share a banana with parrot, the rabbit and the dog, I am lucky to get a bite. I am such a soft touch.

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lol. and they love you all the more for it!  ;D

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Funny, I just gave my dog a piece of banana this morning. He spit it out first so I picked it up & pretended to eat it, then gave it to him & he ate it. He's been getting a little heavy so I keep trying to give him fruits & veggies for treats instead of  biscuits. But he's ALWAYS had really bad gas. He burps really loud too.

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;D  Thanks for the funny story!  My dog farts and she turns around and looks at her rear end and then she looks at me with a face that says "What was that, mom???"  She also burps very loudly after eating.  Not ladylike at all!  :D

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My dog just farts in my face and just looks up at me like he's saying, "Oh, that was a good one!" and puts his head back down to lay down again! He's so funny! He has no shame! Love these pet fart stories!!!!!!  ;D

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lol!! good story! i like how shameless dogs are.... when my cats fart, they give me a dirty look and go back to sleep....

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